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Some Recent News
July 21st, 2014
8:46 Po Box Clock
This project is about half complete currently. I am trying to assemble a photo clock based on mail I receive at my Post Office Box. Send some in!

July 16th, 2014
Uh, notice anything different? The clock site turns into an unruly 13 year old today.

New stuff:
  • Something I've always wanted to do since 2001 and now it finally happened, there is now an entire clock in FULL HD VIDEO FORM! It is like 20.7 hours of video! Bonus exclamation points!!! You can read more on the about page for the story behind it.
  • On that note, you can also now submit videos (but note, the requirements both techincally and quality-wise are a lot more strict).
  • 99% of the <table> HTML tags are all gone now. Unthinkable in 2001!
  • I restored the text clock which existed on this site up until 2002. It lives on at the bottom of all the non-clock pages.
  • The Atari 2600 Canyon Bomber graphics on the TPS Report are now animated. You can even click on them.
  • The mobile site got metaporically dumped into international code waters metaphorically 25 miles offshore. The site is now "pixel compassionate" (uh, responsive for you non-PC folks) and hopefully adjusts to whatever device you are viewing the website on.
  • The uploader is now 100% Adobe Flash free!
  • Less options. Most people were not using a few options so I got rid of them to have a cleaner UI.
  • Dates on all the photos, either based on the date I took them or when they were submitted.
  • Larger photos on the server information page.
  • About this website content is now more relevant for 2014.
  • A few bugs fixed, some new ones most likely introduced!
  • Premium accounts now have clocks that refresh themselves, run fullscreen, and still have no ads.
Check out the news archive for random news items concerning comedians, marriage, Liz Phair, Pearl Jam, suits, Flaming Lips, unicorns, Lance Armstrong, Bonzi, Andy Summers, The Goonies, Burning Man, Australia, Madonna, Drugstore Cowboy, Richard Buckner, and the Sydney Opera House.
Some Recent Submissions
Concord, CA - USA
user: eknirb
Halifax, England - UK
user: TimDixon
Sayanogorsk, Russia
user: slaventi86
Four Oaks, NC - USA
user: angelabraswell
Four Oaks, North Carolina - USA
user: angelabraswell
Four Oaks, NC - USA
user: angelabraswell
Four Oaks, NC - USA
user: angelabraswell
Four Oaks, NC - USA
user: angelabraswell
Four Oaks, NC - USA
user: angelabraswell
Four Oaks, NC - USA
user: angelabraswell
Four Oaks, NC - USA
user: angelabraswell
Oakland, CA - USA
user: eknirb
Some Handwritten Twitter
Twitter Status
Twitter Status
Some Current Photo Statistics
Top Countries
CountryPhotos
USA20629
UK1980
Australia1036
Canada1025
Germany735
Thailand650
Italy462
France348
New Zealand315
The Netherlands302
Brazil257
China165
Mexico161
Spain153
Ukraine139
Top US States
StatePhotos
OR5482
CA3660
NJ1783
WA1336
MN785
IL746
NY710
VA516
LA436
TX394
PA365
MA341
FL341
MO249
CO248
Total Photos
29,038

Top Contributors
UserPhotos
Ahum1660
eknirb1025
Fizzel686
coenatio8570
camillesau465
sirpiculus64442
circumpono92282
RaymondT252
mel46224
hmvh222
Most Popular Times
(12 hr)
TimePhotos
1:00pm 189
5:00pm 179
2:00pm 135
3:00pm 129
4:00pm 125
11:11am 109
1:23pm 96
6:00pm 93
1:50pm 92
10:00am 90
Most Popular Times
(24 hr)
TimePhotos
20:00 66
15:00 31
20:10 28
20:05 27
20:04 26
20:12 25
20:07 22
20:20 21
18:00 21
20:02 20
Least Popular Times
(12 hr)
TimePhotos
12:56am 2
5:42am 2
12:53am 2
4:46am 2
4:35am 2
4:02am 2
5:27am 2
4:55am 2
2:25am 2
4:54am 2
Least Popular Times
(24 hr)
TimePhotos
22:08 1
20:27 1
0:57 1
23:52 1
23:16 1
22:29 1
21:57 1
17:03 1
0:45 1
0:06 1
Check out the TPS Report for more stats!
Some Map Stuff
Location and quantity of the 29,038 Human Clock photo/video submissions from around the world. Thanks to @david_gadsden for setting this up.